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Oh My Gawd — Shoes.

I am at a loss of words. These shoes were found on a search for “wedding shoes.” I can picture them on that cheesy 1980s actress, Elvira before I can picture them with a wedding dress.

I guess if I were goth, the rhinestone-studded heel MIGHT compliment my dress — but even the goth chicks I know would avoid these aweful shoes.

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Now these Alisha Hill “bridal” shoes fit into the strip club variety. Clear plastic? I got espadrilles once with a clear plastic section over my toes.

You’re supposed to feel sexy at your wedding, and visible sweat condensation from you toes isn’t sexy. And the heel? Come on.

You Can’t Have It All

Okay, so maybe I’m a terrible person for ridiculing a bridal bouquet.

The “cage” appearance of greenery over flowers can be beautiful — but not if the bouquet is an eye-popping green/orange/purple thing — simple white would have been breathtaking.

But, to pair this already over-the-top bouquet with a dress accented in red. Oh my, I am literally at a loss for words.

What do you think about this dress/bouquet combo?

Image from flickr.